When Gaga Upset God

In Crazy Christians, Lady Gaga on 03/17/2010 at 10:42 am

As Beyonce would say “You’ve been a very bad girl! A very very bad bad girl, Gaga!” How dare she offend God? Of all people… (I hope you can sense my sarcasm as I am an atheist). According to Meghan Phelps-Roper, granddaughter of Westboro Baptist Church minister, Fred Phelps, Lady Gaga is the closest thing to the Devil on Earth.

“Even as she gives lip-service to ‘liberating’ her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you! ‘For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness… While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption!’ 2 Pet. 2:18-19 YOU’RE GOING TO HELL,” says a statement published by Phelps-Roper.

Crazy ol’ Phelps-Roper has even created her own version of Poker Face which can be seen here. I don’t know about you guys but I definitely love a crazy God lover like this that says anything remotely flamboyant or reflects an expression of sexuality is the Devil’s work.

Also, if loving God means looking like Phelps-Roper… I’m definitely fine following Lady Gaga and the Devil as flat hair and trashy sunglasses have never and will never be in. Obviously she hasn’t seen Telephone otherwise she would be gluing cigarettes to her sunglasses and wrapping her Grandfather’s rotary dial phone around her head. I think we’ve just met the ‘crazy’ of the decade, but then again.. it has just begun.


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