Fan Pages

In 2008 Facebook introduced ‘Fan Pages,’ which were supposed to be used for businesses and musicians to self-promote on Facebook. In 2010 I don’t think Facebook could have predicted the level of stupidity that Fan Pages could have taken. I am getting SO sick of seeing all of the stupid things people are ‘fans’ of. FOR INSTANCE-

Morgan Freeman’s Voice

I’m aware my socks don’t match, but does it look like I care?

I hate it when I open my car door and snow falls in my seat

Why people need to become fans of this stuff? I mean… I guess it’s silly, but doesn’t anyone really care if you’re a fan of MORGAN FREEMAN’S VOICE?!?!?!?

Facebook’s original intentions with new features always take different twists, sometimes good, sometimes bad. Facebook applications, which came out in the summer of 2007, great idea then, but now… I am sick of getting application notices telling me someone wants to be my neighbor on Farmville.

For more information on Facebook’s future updates click here.

To the Greatest Artist in the Fam.!

Happy Birthday Aunt Winni! Much love, Meh

Bacon v. Coke

Bacon… one of my most favorite foods in the world. Forget cake, pancakes, waffles, cupcakes, and cookies… gimme bacon!

An unfortunate and unnecessary discovery has been revealed by medical scientists that fatty foods like cheesecake, different cheeses, and BACON have a similar addictive effect on the brain as cocaine and heroin (hence maybe my addiction to this glorious food).

Click here for the article by nationpost.com

The Price of Beauty

Has anyone seen it? Jessica Simpson’s latest VH1 show, The Price of Beauty, aired last Monday as she explores the world (with her kinda-cute gay hair stylist) to expose the harsh realities women endure to achieve a false sense of beauty. I think the show’s a good idea as it brings light to a very widespread issue… but, honestly, does Jessica Simpson need to be the person talking to me about this? I guessing she lost her contract with Proactive.

As we all know, Jessica Simpson gained a little weight two years ago. Tabloids were all over it, which, yeah, none of their business, but they’re going to do it anyway. Apparently, this made her extremely self-conscious (obviously). So now, because she felt a little self-conscious she has another show (just as how when she got married she got a show, so I’m expecting even when she dies she’ll have her own show). A lot of the scene when Jessica Simpson is talking to the camera about her she feels, you can notice that she’s not wearing any makeup to continue with this idea of ‘you don’t have to wear makeup to look pretty.’ But really… you know she runs into the bathroom afterward and grabs her mascara, lips gloss, and OF COURSE her Proactive.

All in all, good idea for a show, but we could do without Jessica Simpson.

Buh-Bye V-Necks, Hello Crewnecks

My beloved v-necks are not making the cut as crewnecks are back in style and glorifying their the former 1950’s condition (I will really miss v-necks, who doesn’t love a nice deep v?). Marlon Brando was the example given in this month’s Details Magazine of how this summer’s crewnecks should look on the everyday American male. Sleeve length is supposed to end at the beginning of the bicep to glorify male form and the bottom of the shirt is supposed hang just over the belt line (not too long, not too short).

While we’re on the topic of Marlon Brando, has anyone seen the picture of him (or picture rumored to be him) giving head? Click here to see the image.

Well… I wasn’t surprised.

We all knew this was coming (if you didn’t you’re probably blind and deaf). I felt like a kid from my high school FINALLY came out, one who you always suspected to be gay. Well ladies and gentlemen, Ricky Martin is now saying ‘I am a homosexual man.’ I for one, can predict this years gay pride will be bigger and better as Ricky Martin’s coming out is not something that should go uncelebrated.

Now after collecting the public’s attention it would be a shame for Mr. Martin not to release a new album as every gay man in this country would be lining up at FYE, Best Buy, and eagerly loading iTunes to download the latest Latin Pop tunes. I look forward to it, Ricky, this summers dance tunes better be great!

Click here for the article by USATODAY.com

Click here to see 2000’s hit She Bangs

Kicking Off Spring Fashion

To kick off spring fashion 2010 I’d like to show this video-

Not only do I like the song (which is 22 Grand Job by The Rakes), but I really like the clothes Versace put together.

Check back tomorrow for more men’s summer fashion shytt

HBO’s Mildred Pierce

Finally! More information on HBO’s five hour mini-series Mildred Pierce! According to seattlepi.com production will begin in April staring Kate Winslet who is replacing mah fav. classic Hollywood actress, Joan Crawford, which was Crawford’s most iconic role as a housewife that makes good. Co-staring with Crawford is Thirteen’s Evan Rachel Wood to play Veda Pierce (Winslet’s daughter) and Guy Pearce as Monty Beragon. So far, this movie sounds fantastic, I really think they’re selecting cast members that will do this class 1940’s film noir picture justice.

Click here for the article of seattlepi.com

to a very special Lady on her 24th

Happy 24th Birthday, Lady Gaga!

Click here to read her Wikipedia page and click here to read about the hidden meaning behind Lady Gaga’s Telephone.

Workout Music

I don’t know about you guys, but when I am working out I need really good music to keep me motivated and focused (also I hate the sound of cardio machines and my breathing… weird, I know). DOES ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE GOOD SUGGESTIONS? I have looked and looked online I have even typed in ‘Gay workout music’ because MAYBE straight guys and gay guys have completely different tastes when working out… which they do. The average straight guy, I found, typically enjoys Creed, Eminem, and other loud obnoxious tunes. The gays (I can say that, I’m gay) enjoy busting moves to Tina Turner, late 70’s hits, and early Pink… all of which don’t really get me going in the gym.

Here’s what I have been listening to recently, I’m getting sick of it though and NEED suggestions-

Video Phone by Beyonce

Rude Boy by Rihanna

In for the Kill by Le Roux

Day Job by The Fitness

Perfect by Mason and Princess Superstar

Bad Romance and Telephone by Lady Gaga

Let Me Think About It by Ida Corr

Suggestion please!